Sarabhai vs Sarabhai – Poems

O Momma O Momma

Tumne mujhe janam diya

O Momma O Momma

Sabse achcha karam kiya

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Popat Kaka ki atma ka popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya re

Sristhi ke sarjan haal se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya re

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Hawa mein hai victory ki aroma, jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma

Say hi to celebration and tata to trauma, jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma

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Khattar Khun, Khattar Khun, Khattar Khun, mere dil ki dhadkan ki aawaz sun

Tere pyar ki oiling ise mil gayi toh khattar khun ka ho jayega gun gun, Khattar Khun, Khattar Khun, Khattar Khun,

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Momma tum sabse pyari, tum bin jaise mein raaste ka andha bhikari

Bheek main de do blessings thodi, thodi mamta tumhari

Momma oh, momma ah

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Ek common man ko mili hai pari

Jaise Chikoo ke phal ke saath ho raspberry

Aage aage momma aur peeche peeche daddy

Jaise ho Tom and jerry

Momma hai sweet shrikhand aur papa hai ghee wali puri

Mauka hai khushi ka aaj momma aur daddy ki anniversary

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Momma ka purse momma ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari koi nurse

Purse mein pada tissue paper karta hai pasine ka ilaaj

Aur lipstick hai jaise bhooke hoton ka anaaj

Is nurse jaise purse ka hai mulayam sa sparsh

Momma ka purse momma ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari joi nurse

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Jaspal mama ne apni saanson se kaha: ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk

Mujhe lene aayen hai yamdoot dekho wahan look look look look look look look look

Main mar jaoon toh ghar mein saada khana cook cook cook cook cook cook cook

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Indu sarabhai agar papad hote toh hum likhte

Pichchle pachpan saal se mashhoor

Kurkure swadistht seikne mein aasaan

Lekin woh papad nahi hain

Woh toh hai insaan

Aaiyega unki fifty fifth birthday ki party mein

Dinner hoga Italian

Not puri pulao aur do mistann farsan

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Chappal ki choo choo ne chidiya ki chee chee se chillakar kaha…..

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Poem on a goldfish >

Sone jaisa rang hai tera aankhen jaise moti

Laash jaisi dikhti hai jab khuli aankh se soti

Machli poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo kissi de do chhoti chhoti

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Le lo le lo mujhe goad le lo aap

Mujhe chahiye mujhe chahne wale maa-baap

Chalenge kaise bhi maa-baap, daku, fakir, joker, jallad

Bas woh samjhe mujhe apni chahiti aulad

Rosesh ex-Sarabhai

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Gobi ki sabzi ko mila ek ladka

Ladke ne diya gobi ko mohabbat ka tadka

Gobi ko hua bachcha

Isliye khana hua kachcha

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Jelly

Lakool Lakool Lakool Lakool

Laal laal Lakool Lakool jelly

Jelly ke cabaret dancer jaise shareer mein

Chhupi hai anjaani ankahi paheli

Jelly meri momma ka mann

Narm mulayam meetha

Pasand kare ise har koi

Sangita, rita, gita, anita

Jelly gire zameen par, toh awaaz aaye, plup plup

Bachcha usme haath maare, sunayi deti hai, thup thup

Jelly par kabhi fungus na lahe

Uska swaad kabhi bhankas na lage

Agar bachani hai hame hamaari country

Toh jelly ko banana chahiye

Desh ka Pradhan manttri

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Maya - Shraddhanjali

Meri momma maya sarabhai

Meri momma maya sarabhai

Yaani ishwar ki di hui badhai

Ishwar ki samjhai hui sacchaii

Ki duniya maya se hai bani banayi

Sab kuch hai maya, yeh sofa, yeh kaya

Ishwar ne Tablecloth bhi hai maya se banaya

Rishta bhi maya, raasta bhi maya

Lunch dinner aur breakfast bhi maya

Maya toh sophistication ka Pratik hai

Thodi contemporary thodi antique hai

Maya toh mamta ki hai chhaya

Saara pyaar aata always via maya

Maya hai jeevan ki preyasi

Maya hai jaise dining table ki kursi

Maya hai doodh, maya hi lassi

Phir kaise kahoo ki maya chal basi

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Kichud Kichud khann khann khann

Achanak dhan te na na nan

Zindagi ko khatam karne aagaya maran

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Baldev’s poem on his sasu ma’s death

Sasu maa ab aap ko koi nahi keh sake ga hello

Enjoy your death, sasu ma, chalo, chalo, chalo

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Gad gad thak thak chale mera scooter

Jaise engine ke andar chupa ho kabutar

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Poem written by rosesh’s kidnapper

Chand sa chehra, aankhen do, sar pe kaale kaale kes

Badak jaisi aawaz wala rosesh, ban gaya hamara dost rosesh

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Indu’s poems for Maya

Dhinchak dhinchak mera dil dhadke thuch thuch thuch thuch

Maya main pyar karne laga hoon tumse sach much

Tab bhi karta jo hoti tumhe Parul jaise mooch,

Tab bhi chahta jo hoti tumhe ghode jaisi pooch

Dhinchak dhinchak

Gharara Gharara ghararara ghan ghan

Ghus aayi suraj ki pehli kiran

Data saaf karne ke liye toothpaste aur manjan

Aur pet saaf karne ke liye kayam churan

Maya ke mulayam nain jaise dudhwale ka aluminium ka can

Can mein doodh nain mein aansoon

Aasoon chalak pade than-ta-nan

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Indu’s poems

Vallabhdas kaka ki shradhdhanjali

Vallabhdas kaka, pyaare Vallabhdas kaka, aapko mila hoga swarg ka ilaaka

Dharti pe kaki nahi deti thi kisi se flirt karne ka chance

Ab swarg mein dekh rahein honge aap menaka urvashi ka dance

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Kachcha Kela ki kavita

Main Lukhkha hoon

Duniya chahe meri pooja karein, par main lukhkha hoon

Bhale meri burai na koi duja karein, par main lukhkha hoon

Mujhe raaj gadi pe na bithao, nahi raja kabhi banna mujhe

Mujhe mehngi cheeje nahi chahiye, ye mango lelo de do ganna mujhe

Mujhe raaj gadi pe na bithao, nahi raja kabhi banna mujhe

Nahi hawai jahaz ki goad mein baithna

Nahi five star boat mein mujhe baithna

Main hoon garib hamesha bina makhkhan ka

Rukha sookha hu

Mujhe kam hi chahiye sabkuch, kyonke main lukhkha hoon

Main bakwaas hoon

Main itna hoon bakwaas, ke jaise baasi khatti chhaas

Meri aankhen thodi idhar udhar, meri twacha toh jaise fake leather

Meri naak toh jaise kawwe ki choch, Mere baal jangli ghaas

Main itna hoon bakwaas, ke jaise baasi khatti chhaas

Main dhakkan hoon

Main dhakkan hoon

Main choohein ke doodh ka makkhan hoon

Main dhakkan hoon

Mujhpe na baithe makkhi bhi kabhi

Mujhe ubalo toh na bane ghee bhi kabhi

Bhikhari ke katore main gira khota sikka

Main uski khan khan hoon

Main choohein ke doodh ka makkhan hoon

Main dhakkan hoon

Main sabse bada namoona hoon duniya ka

Main germ hoon chikungunya ka

Sukkh chayn churane wala main khoonkhaar veerappan hoon

Meri umar hai pachchees saal magar

Magar main dikhta chappan hoon

Main choohein ke doodh ka makkhan hoon

Main dhakkan hoon

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Poem by gopi Thakkar urf ‘vyatha’

Bhains ka rishta

Meri bhains jawaan ho gayi,

ab to Sharma ke ghaas khaati hai

yaoon yaoon yaoon

Vaun ki jagaan vau karti hai

Bhains ko chahiye komal sa bail

Safed jaise poonam ka chand

Mila use gaadi kheechne wala gaadi ka saand

Saand ke saath shaadi karwane bhains ko le gaya bhaiyya

Saand Ne pakadke marodi bhains ki komal kalaiya

Chudake apni kalayi, waha se bhaagi apni bhains

Bhaiyaji ko ho gaya is baat se bada stress

Stress ke maare ho gaya hai woh hospital mein akela

Ab saand chala raha hai us bhaiyyaji ka tabela

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Combined rosesh and indravadan poem

R – bud bud bud bud ubalta paani, paani mein ubale chawal ki jawaani

I – jawan ho kar chawal sajayenge thali seene se lagayenge dal kaali kaali

R – bhopu bhopu aaya dekho, idli waala raju pardesi

I – kaale pyaare chehre par daat bade aur aankhen jaraasi

R – roshni gar na ho aur raju khada ho saath

I – andhere mein nazar aayenge chaar chamakte daat

R - Kahat kavi rosesh aur indu

I - Hit hai Jodi batenge laddoo

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Garibi hatao abadi ghatao

Dhood dhaad Dhood dhaad Dhood dhaad Po

bachche paida karo sirf ek ya do

uff yeh kabz uff acidity uff yeh roz jaana ek ghanta bathroom

wahi blue tiles ke beech white white toilet

aasman ke beech jaise badal masoom

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Ped kaantne kuch log aaye they mere gaon mein

Dhoop bahot hai kehkar baith gaye usi ki chaoon mein